Freelance Joke Writer

My grandmother loves me. She mailed me warm socks, a heat pillow, and freakin' nut tarts. And last night Natalie and I bought cookies and hot dogs. I have the left overs to myself. And if I finish my paper in the next half hour I should have time to nap.

Everything is gonna be a'okay!

A poem...

Suck it flu!
Suck it weather!
Most of all,
Suck it Philosophy paper!

ITS ALL ABOUT JORM

My whole feet are two big blisters.

But:


I am the happiest girl on the planet.

Bagutiful.

I'm in New York. Having a grand ole time. I like the food and foreign boys here. Went to Upright Citizens Brigade, shopped but didn't (afford) buy anything, got cupcakes, and got stand-by tickets for Saturday Night Live tonight. Good things will come out of the last thing, even if we don't get into the show. Lovin' life. J.K. Livin'

I am slowly turning into Matthew McConaughey.