I only let bulges answer my telephones from now on

So I need alot of things. But since what I need isn't really what I want, I thought I'd make a list. To sum it up: vacations and a spa day. Someone please pay for me to go to: Europe, Disney World, or a road trip this year. Come on! You can't resist this face!


After I worked so hard to cover my zit in this picture, I better at least get a go-cart ride or a candy treat for effort.

I saw this video in class last night and it is amazing!

SCINTILLATION from Xavier Chassaing on Vimeo.

I should have more stuff to blog about, but I feel like if ANYBODY even reads this they already know wuz up wit me.

Crap.

The weather is nice and is fooling me into thinking it will stay this way and I have nothing to worry about. But I do have stuff to worry about.

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My grandmother loves me. She mailed me warm socks, a heat pillow, and freakin' nut tarts. And last night Natalie and I bought cookies and hot dogs. I have the left overs to myself. And if I finish my paper in the next half hour I should have time to nap.

Everything is gonna be a'okay!

A poem...

Suck it flu!
Suck it weather!
Most of all,
Suck it Philosophy paper!

ITS ALL ABOUT JORM

My whole feet are two big blisters.

But:


I am the happiest girl on the planet.

Bagutiful.

I'm in New York. Having a grand ole time. I like the food and foreign boys here. Went to Upright Citizens Brigade, shopped but didn't (afford) buy anything, got cupcakes, and got stand-by tickets for Saturday Night Live tonight. Good things will come out of the last thing, even if we don't get into the show. Lovin' life. J.K. Livin'

I am slowly turning into Matthew McConaughey.

Tell it to the volcano

I already know my favorite class. All we do is watch stuff and talk about it and then write made up stories. And the teacher is delightful and I awkwardly rode the bus with him most of the way home tonight. LOLZ

I got a haircut. I basically paid $15 for some lady to talk about JUST how damaged my hair is and ask if I "violently brush my hair" and get talked in to cutting off more and more inches. It is the shortest it has been since like, highschool. Still long but it feels short to me when I feel it up. I don't hate it at all. Shorter beats crazy ass split ends anyday. I just need to get used to it.


Got offered free donuts today and turned them down. What?

Got called "Lil' Sis" by some man on the street askin' how I was doing. I like my neighborhood sometimes.

Today was pretty okay.